eye contact

"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."
-(via corivicious)

(Source: quotecomedy, via aly-mo)

drunktrophywife:

This is better than the original.

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit, via flowerhag)

hexsaver:

ladygolem:

pfhorensics:

hooly SHIT that is an incredible outfit

cant wait to wrangle up some spells, yeehaw

this is literally twisted fate

is that seananners in a duster? 

hexsaver:

ladygolem:

pfhorensics:

hooly SHIT that is an incredible outfit

cant wait to wrangle up some spells, yeehaw

this is literally twisted fate

is that seananners in a duster? 

(via gothstoner)

keogdh:

first it was KRRRATATA now this

(Source: dualchainz, via halo4)

excellove:

ninjacamera:

zzbbtt:

literally the best fucking show on this entire planet

Stop following me in front

HAHA

(Source: spattergroit101, via decentdevin)

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

(via decentdevin)

vltron:

winterpatriot asked: Sam Wilson or James Rhodes?

Or Alachi Ruffin?

(via redenigma)

I want to buy you a baby hedgehog so you’re always happy

(Source: morticiathecat, via kazukotan)

santa:

bandoge:

why does santa get more things for rich kids

*sweats nervously*

(Source: worldwar2chainz, via its-immortalitymy--darlings)

ridge:

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS 

This is really not helping with my no fap goal.

ridge:

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS 

This is really not helping with my no fap goal.

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)